عبرات الحوراء
21-08-02, 02:20 AM
1.
Husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling, it's my mother's birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy her? She would like something electrical." The husband replied, "How about a chair?!?"
2.
The lawyer cabled his client overseas: "Your mother-in-law passed away in her sleep. Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation?" Back came the reply, "Take no chances - order all three."
3.
At the funeral, a priest was consoling the bereaved man: "Come, come my
good man, tears cannot restore your mother-in-law." "Yes, I know... that's why I'm crying."
4.
Have you heard about this man who took his mother-in-law to the zoo and
threw her into the crocodile pool. He is now being sued by the SPCA for being cruel to the crocodiles.
Husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling, it's my mother's birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy her? She would like something electrical." The husband replied, "How about a chair?!?"
2.
The lawyer cabled his client overseas: "Your mother-in-law passed away in her sleep. Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation?" Back came the reply, "Take no chances - order all three."
3.
At the funeral, a priest was consoling the bereaved man: "Come, come my
good man, tears cannot restore your mother-in-law." "Yes, I know... that's why I'm crying."
4.
Have you heard about this man who took his mother-in-law to the zoo and
threw her into the crocodile pool. He is now being sued by the SPCA for being cruel to the crocodiles.