أضحك بس بالأنجليزي

[أم حُسين]

What do you call an Arab dairy farmer
A milk sheik!


A drunken man went racing after a fire engine but fell exhausted before he caught up with it.
“ All right, " he shouted as it disappeared up the road,
“ Keep your rotten ice cream."


Two men met after not seeing each other for many year
One said to the other:
“ I hear your first two wives died of eating poisoned mushrooms and now your third has just fallen off a cliff. That’s a bit odd, isn't it?"
“ Not at all," said the second man, " She wouldn’t eat the mushrooms."


Teacher : Give me a sentence with an object!
Student : You are very beautiful.
Teacher : What is the object of that sentence?
Student: A good mark.


Sam: Dad can you write in the dark?
Dad: I should think so, Sam. Why?
Sam: Would you sign this report card, please?


Dick: I just swallowed a bone?
Nick: Are you choking?
Dick: No, I am serious.

[هزيم الرعد]

khkhkhkhkhkhkh

VERE NICE THIS STORE

[حسين الرويعي]

تسلمي يا احلى ريمي عقبال ما يحطوك المشرفة انشاء الله

[العروة الوثقى]

ooaaaaaaaaaau
ykykykykykykykykyky
thank you reemy
c u

[طيف]

oh it is very nice thank you reemy you are wonderfu

taif:)

[أم حُسين]

أولا بحب اشكركن كتير على الكومبليمو اللي بيئد بس

I have a togue twister for you. Try to say it 10 times

She sells sea shells on the sea shore


Good luck


Reme