Funny Quotes - 4 - English Lovers

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Funny Quotes.



Practice makes a man perfect ... - But nobody's perfect..... . So why practice?

Money is not everything. - There's MasterCard & Visa.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop

Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children

"Your future depends on your dreams" - So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day - Than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody" - But why take the risk !

"Work fascinates me" - I can look at it for hours!

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know - So... Why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say........

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اقتباس: Practice makes a man perfect ... - But nobody's perfect..... . So why practice? "Your future depends on your dreams" - So go to sleep

what a nice quotes

thank alot alot sis

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Some more funny quotes listed below

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Albert Einstein

"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world,"

Calvin


"Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one."


"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it."

Franklin P. Jones.

"I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough."


Les Dawson.


and finally


"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."

Sam Levenson.